May 2012
heyfunniest:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
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stanakaticsass:
do you ever watch old interviews of your favorite celebrity and have to pause the video at some points because you’re overwhelmed with emotions because you love them SO MUCH AND YOU CAN’T CONTROL THE FEELINGS POURING OUT OF YOUR HEART AND OUT OF YOUR PORES BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT YOU JUST CAN’T
this is true. happens to me on a daily basis.
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moving back to America in the morning. Moving to London for my sophomore year of college was easily the greatest decision I’ve ever made in my short 20 years of life. I came here looking to create experiences and travel and I’m leaving after having fallen in love with a city and becoming best friends with people who are now family to me. London, this isn’t goodbye, this is a...
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
Anonymous asked: how did you manage to get an all access pass if you don't mind me asking
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“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via likeabullot)
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Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
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