July 2012
white privilege saves white terrorists
kemetically-afrolatino:
myshinysoulx:
saw this via facebook
word.
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
cadunnett:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
I just choked on my ice cream cause truth
“The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand...”
– Unknown (via melancholix)
kellryan:
cybergay:
sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever
4 real
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
Watchcatherinenevernoticed:
thesingerisacrook:
videohall:
Husband pranks wife while driving down highway
“If I wasn’t terrified of my wife/gf, I’d try something like that.”
“He’s really lucky she didn’t try to grab the wheel.”
“I like how the kids are already crying in the background. For added ambiance to the joke.”
“Better check for skid marks.”
“The way this guy said “I’m sorry, it was...
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
ok can we just give it the fuck up to the london olympics right now
no one actually thought they’d have a 40 ft tall voldemort
FUCK YOU YES THEY DO
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES SOMEONE EMBRACE ME
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
ccolfer:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
during a concert
me: they're real
me: they're REAL
me: I'm gonna puke
me: I love them
me: I'm going to cry
me: omg
me: what
me: they're real
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something...”
– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination.
myy-kryptonite:
plot twist: Finding Nemo 2 is actually about Nemo undertaking a spiritual journey to find himself
I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.
